North Dakota House Bill 1212

This bill would prohibit alcohol at college sporting events with minors present. A person may not possess or sell alcohol in the presence of minors at public or nonpublic college sporting events of student athletes.

I posted this on the Book earlier so I apologize if you have already experienced my complaining... 

Here is the text of the bill:

A BILL for an Act to create and enact a new section to chapter 5-01 of the North Dakota CenturyCode, relating to the possession and sale of alcoholic beverages at college sporting events; and to provide a penalty.

BE IT ENACTED BY THE LEGISLATIVE ASSEMBLY OF NORTH DAKOTA:

SECTION 1. A new section to chapter 5-01 of the North Dakota Century Code is created and enacted as follows: 

Prohibition of alcohol at college sporting events with minors present - Penalty. A person may not possess or sell an alcoholic beverage in the presence of a minor at a public or nonpublic institution of higher education sporting event of student athletes, whether on

the real property under contiguous ownership or control as the location of the sporting event or on the real property of the institution contiguous to that location. The contiguity of property is not broken due to a highway or other transportation corridor. A violation of this section is a class B misdemeanor.

I feel like I am on an episode of Punk'd right now. I can not fathom a scenario where something like this would pass. Or can I?